SulfuricCardboard's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Belly Rage Punch]

Summary for my review

well the flash worked fine, but i punched myself in the gut just now and it didn't help my stomach ache. Its like this is a parody not made to be taken seriously.

ManiacalArtist responds:

Thank ya!
Huh... I guess belly discipline varies from person to person...

[Angry Mermaid]

What a twist!

It made me like corporations more though. =( I still don't get what bondage, natural disasters, and money have to do with an angry mermaid, she wasn't really angry from what was conveyed. I liked the animation though.

[The life of fucking trees]

Not bad

With a few less F-bombs, a more charismatic voice, and maybe some more shots of the complaining tree, this would be something awesome. Ideally the script is alright, which is usually the hardest to do, so kudos on that. Make another one, you know how trial and error works right?

[Tarboy]

Oh Gramps...

What a crazy old robotic badger. Anyway, way to personify those robot guys, kinda made them more human. Especially the greed bit, you got that right. xD Make this a good series.

[demoreel2.swf]

It certainly is a demo reel

He said it's a demo reel, and it is one. I didn't care much for the several penises, they kinda detract from the professionalism. Other than that, this is good enough for what it is.

Just a demo reel

You were warned before you watched it, so don't complain.

[Meet the Spy]

"Cheers"

My favorite line. The animation is what really did it for me, the art adorably fitting, and the animation is fluent as well. Anyone could make a movie such as this using the voices, but they probably couldn't effectively animate it. I swear this is the only movie I can watch over and over again. xD

[LoL: Oh Yes And Spiders]

Certainly intelligent...

But it makes you sound like my dad, if he were sensible with an intelligent sense of humor. Be that as it may, do you think your humor may come across as too intelligent? The voice acting was acceptable, however I really only liked links voice, those other chicks didn't really add to the whole flash positively, aside from them being relevant to the game. If nothing else, it was a unique idea. Sorta... I like the good clean un-stupid humor though. If there is another flash that better represents your talent though, please direct me to it, so I may evaluate your mad animating skills more effectively.

Emptygoddess responds:

Because jokes about the size of link's hand are just so high brow.

Sorry, that's about as good as it gets. Nowhere to point you.